My name is Lauren

Welcome to my lazy life!

“When you start feeling down, just remember…Good moms say bad words…”

I’m just a small town girl, living in a lonely world… just kidding. That’s total crap. I live in an already-large, but still fast-growing, suburb of Houston called Sugar Land, and I’ve lived here nearly all my life. I’m a self-proclaimed, totally sane cat lady. I have 4 totally awesome cats named Mikey, Cassie, Winks & Koda. More importantly, I have a totally wonderful husband named Alex (who was in my 2nd grade class) and 3.5 year old son named Patrick. I have a degree in Entomology from the best university in the world, Texas A&M, and I am a digital marketing specialist by day, and a professional singer at night. (And, I suppose, I an aspiring blogger everywhere in between now!) Using that degree one blurry text message pic at a time, baby!


I must explain to you what provoked me to start this blog. You see… I’m lazy. SO VERY LAZY. Painfully lazy at times. I also have extreme ADD. I always look for the easiest products and methods to save me time and energy. I suffered from extended postpartum depression after having my son and let myself go. #SELFCARE was not on my radar. Coming out of it, I turned to Instagram and I discovered my “hair angel” and hair training at the beginning of 2019 and it changed my life. I now only wash my hair every 2 weeks. (I’ve gone 40 days before. It was rough. 10/10 do not recommend.)

I prefer everything I do to be as efficient as possible. So when I exercise, I prefer short, high-intensity workouts and I typically spin. You won’t see me cooking elaborate meals. If you’re looking for a cooking blog, this ain’t it, sis. Also, #boymom. I ain’t got time fo’ dat cute stuff, y’all. I hope I can connect with all you people out there who are interested in the lazy life. This is me. Unfiltered.